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I don't believe this...

Some of you may recall the recent visit I got from the muse in the form of these two:

First this guy wouldn't leave me alone. When I tried to shut the door on him he stuck his foot in the doorway. Finally, I let him in and made him some iced tea:

Excuse me. You didn't think you could get away with making a fic that has Siwon as some sort of flying brick without giving me something awesome to do, did you? Oh and you can kiss your no yaoi rule goodbye now. You're welcome, betch.

Then the doorbell rang again:

Junsu: Oh. Hi, Sabrina. I didn't know you already had a guest. Here, I brought you this! *holds out slushie*
Sabrina: It's okay, Junsu. Heechul was just leaving, weren't you Heechul?
Heechul: You own The Returner? Ha! Ooh, slushie! *takes slushie*
Sabrina: Damn it.
Heechul, calling from the living room: Let's get drunk and watch this piece of shit!
Sabrina: Why don't you come inside, Junsu?
Junsu: All right.
Heechul: Tequila?
*two hours later*
Junsu: So I'm thinking I should have a big dramatic moment.
Sabrina: You lose an organ. What else do you want?
Junsu stares at me intently: I want to make Changmin cry like a little girl.
Sabrina: Done.

The doorbell rang again:

Siwon: I smell alcohol. Heechul, are you trying to corrupt Junsu again?
Heechul: *hic* Siwon, I am offended! I don't need to get Junsu plashtered in order to corrupt him!
Heechul leans over and plants a big sloppy kiss on Junsu. Junsu giggles.
Siwon sighs and crooks a finger at me: A moment, Mrs Choi?
Sabrina: Sure thing, Mr. Choi.
Siwon: This...is going to get a little weird. I'll be honest with you. It might take you out of your comfort zone.
I look over at Heechul and Junsu who are both passed out cold on my couch. Try me.
Siwon: I wantyoutowriteyaoismutformeandheechul.
Sabrina: *blinks* What?
Siwon: And a gratuitous scene with me being dominated by Yoona.
Sabrina: Yoona?

Yoona, poking her head in the door: My ears are burning. Is someone talking about me?
Sabrina and Siwon: No!
Yoona: Oh. Ok. Well I want to shoot energy blasts out of my hands. Make it happen. Please. Yoona exits.
Sabrina: Um...sure. *waves*

Siwon tugs on my sleeve: So, are you going to do it?
Sabrina: For you, Siwon. Because you asked so nicely.


( 15 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 22nd, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Your fandom is soooo cute, lol.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
All of the drama of pro wrestling. Now with 75% less death!

*knocks on wood*

Let me know if you want to get into it sometime. I'll try to point you in the right direction :)
Aug. 22nd, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
nah, I'll stay with wrestling.

was thinking of maybe doing the whole Patrick Muldoon fangirl thing but I get obsessed and distracted in a bad way even though I am happily married. WTF. It's nice that you can separate the two.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)

is amazing. I should read this odd but amazing sounding fic of yours.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Aug. 22nd, 2009 01:08 pm (UTC)
Wow and my dream about G-Dragon and Yoochun fighting over me and then subsequently getting in on with each other pales in comparison. Oh no, you really gonna corrupt the Rev. Choi? Besides Yoona and Yoochun are secretly together already. Didn't you know that? She's mine, btw...LMFAO
Aug. 22nd, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC)
Not to sound naive, but I just woke up.

Besides Yoona and Yoochun are secretly together already.

Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
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Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:21 pm (UTC)


Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)
I do love those two together, even if it isn't real.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)
They are super cute.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:23 pm (UTC)
Is it still corruption if he asked me to do it?
Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)

I wouldn't know. LMAO
Aug. 22nd, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC)
I say yes.
Aug. 22nd, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
personally I'd love to corrupt Siwon myself...ooh throw in some Sungmin and I'm so there...(although Sungmin doesn't need corrupting).
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